I’ve been thinking of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace for the last couple of days, these are some of my favourite quotes:

‘It’s all thrust this and penetrate that, what happened to “he glided in liquid smooth”, “her wispy mound”, or “her mossy cleft”

‘I’m one of the few writers to have read fewer books than i’ve written’

‘I see my role as publisher is to add punctuation, commas and full-stops mainly, no semi-colons – it’s not joyce, and no hyphens – once again, this isn’t French writing’

‘You and he were buddies…weren’t you?

‘Tell me about this Renwick customerrrrrrrrrr’

I can’t remember them all, sorry. Yeah, I know how superfluous this all seems.