Friday was a social experiment that went wrong: I went to the SU sober and stayed sober. Needless to say, and i’m sure you will all understand, but i left in little under an hour. Why, oh, why is drink such a beautiful veil giver? If i’d slammed some shots of voddy down me greg then i’d be laughing; the endless queues and impenetrable throngs of people would magically transform from irritating throngs into seething masses of life that i could puncture with my winky.

I’m also lagging behind CBB on 4OD – apparently Sisqo and Stevie B got evicted. Bad times. I always find it weird that the public vote out people so as to keep harmony in the house. That’s not fun to watch, you could sit in your lounge…or peep through people’s windows and get the same mundane effect. Unless you’re checking in on the Manson family – the silly sausages. I’d personally, well if i could afford to vote, would keep the people who antagonise everyone else in the house. It should be the Calamity before the storm, not the calm before the storm.

Need to do some writing today as i’m falling behind on my 500 a day ting. I’m clocking in at 1,100 words so far…daaaymn